Attack of the Veggies

Attempting to fit five servings of vegetables in per day has proven to be quite the ordeal. Consequently, for someone not familiar with this flood of vegetation, I have a grave announcement to make.

With each meal it seems that strange beings have invaded, an army that seems to have come from another planet. The army comprises of mostly green creatures; however, there are also a few white, orange, yellow and red individuals sprinkled throughout the group. I hardly know how to describe this strange scene created before my eyes each day.

I wish that this brigade was confined to a comparatively small area, but they seem to have taken over everything. There is not a meal I can eat without those beasts invading my plate.

I must be strong. I realize there is nothing I can do. My life is now consumed with vegetables.